is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents
until he saw that harry was alive
at which point he shouted
and ran back
across the courtyard
away from his parents
to harry
Uuuughhh fine i’ll ship it

PACK STREET’S BACK ALRIGHT
#featuring hit songs: #‘show me the meaning of being a werewolf’ #‘get down (before an argent shoots you)’ #‘the alpha’ #‘quit playing games (with MY lacrosse stick)’ #and of course the ultimate hit: #‘i wanted it that way before my house burned down and my entire family was killed’ (via stopandsmellthedata)
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every fandom ever
i think the fact that this is emma stone makes it even more appropriate
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NOT OKsuddenly I’m moffat
i just screamed and im not even in the fandom HOLY FUCK
I FEEL SO BAD WITH MYSELF RIGHT NOW
This is just mean :(
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just a reminder:
the Summer Solstice is June 21st - its the longest day of the year and when the sun is at its most powerful (the height of summer)
the Super Moon is June 23rd - its when the moon is closest to the Earth, more than any other time and is 5 times bigger than usual
don’t miss ‘em! ♡
He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley
He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in
We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basement
(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)
He also really likes his leather jacket.
UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK